top 10 rsons to know U are a comp junkie!!

The Top Ten Rsons You Know You Are A Computer Junkie..

10. You have a plaque at home that says, "Homepage sweet Homepage".
9. You put on a wet suit to surf the net.
8. You lied to your friends by telling them you clned your
last weekend but you actually clned your monitor to see .
7. You wr condoms on all fingers so you don't ch a computer virus.
6. You go to the rodeo to see all the "Yahoos" everyone is talking
about.
5. You pick over Charmin because you think it's softer.
4. You keep your outside so it doesn't t your mouse.
3. You get mad at the waiter because he hands you a menu with
appetizers instd of a "Start" menu.
2. You are still rding this Top Ten List.

And The 1 Rson You Know You Are A Computer Junkie...(drum roll)
1. You chose Internet over intercourse!